Random thoughts this afternoon

Vitamin Water: has such a mild flavor that it tastes like you are drinking water out of a glass that was dirty from something else that was in it before.  Gross.

There is just ONE man who repairs torn leather furniture in the entire metro Pittsburgh area. Isn't that odd? If you wanted to make some money you could learn how to repair leather furniture, move here and under cut this guy's prices. It's like a positive micro-economic guarantee. I wonder what will happen once he dies?

I saw a man today outside of Macy's with the cheapest, ugliest toupée ever. WTF? I wanted to snatch it off his head and chuck it into the muddy curb so bad, I had to physically stop myself.